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Self-Pawned by Shit
Tuesday, 6 April 2010, 19:07

Found this LOL story on the web. Here it goes.

This morning i was walking back to my home from a market that is about 2km away.


Earlier i realised i was having a tummyache n slight diarrhoea but i ignore it n went to the market. i was wearing a light gray boxer n with no underwear since i just woke up.

On my way back from the market while carrying my groceries, my tummyache became worse n worse to a point where my stools can erupt any moment.

There was no toilet nearby so i bo bian have to rush home, i was initially confident i can rush back in time.


Here comes the embarassing part. At about 1km mark, i couldnt control my stools anymore and my stools erupted. My boxer is light gray n i wasn't wearing underwear so it was stained immediately.

After that the stools continue erupting n started coming out from my boxer. At that point i dono wad to do. i was also carrying groceries on both of my hands so i cant even try to cover my back.

I lan lan limp all the way back home n trying to avoid ppl. Then there's this point where i have to cross a overhead bridge filled with ppl.


guess wad happen next


I tried to walk side ways so that ppl cant see my back. Then ppl r giving me this strange stare. I look down n realised a portion of my stool dripped onto the ground.

There's no way to cover now since everyone saw it. So i just ran all the way back home without turning my head back.

Moral of story :
Next time should shit first at your throne, wear a pair of underwear and then leave for the market.
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