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Monday, 1 February 2010, 00:38
How to torture lesser beings
Tired of the incessant jabber of the lesser beings? Has the thought of torturing insignificant creatures ever crossed your mind? Well, you're in luck! Today, we bring to you the ultimate guide, the one and only guide that you'll ever need to fuel your own sadistic pleasures, "How to torture lesser beings"!
Here's an excerpt of what you're missing:
"Mental Punishment - For a Profession
After carefully understanding the subject's ability to comprehend, a proper method of torture may be administered. The situation at hand must be in your favor to make your target feel insignificant. To render your subject helpless, one might find it useful to use insults as a medium to aggravate the subject's temperament. One would also find that a cynical and skeptical mindset would most likely contribute to your cause and would aid in your conquest of mental dominance.
As we have mentioned, to inflict the most severe amount of mental torture, what one can do is to assess the subject's comprehension capabilities, and thus infer the target's weak points. If the target is in the higher intellectual range, a higher dosage may be required. Note: However, certain high dosages may not work with subjects below a certain intellectual ability.
- A brief view in recommended steps/dosages and possible usages
1. Sharp insult with subtle attempt to get attention - Dosage Level 1
When dealing with the general public, a "sharp" insult generally garners enough attention to get your target riled up. This may be administered as many times as required. Remember your goal of mental torture. Immediately ignore after dosage and watch your subject squirm in helplessness.
2. Stronger insult (with references to inborn traits, e.g country/mother) - Dosage Level 2
Sometimes it is necessary to fight fire with fire. Be condescending and attempt to insult an inborn trait that might exist in your subject. Be unashamed and make sure you do your best to rub it in. Such dosages grow inefficient over time, so if this fails, a stronger dose might be required.
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10. Intellectual debate with subtle references to digress - Dosage Level 10
The doctors at the Institute of Mental Torture recommend that you use this dosage for only the smartest subjects. Pretend to engage in interesting conversation with your target, only to digress. This would enrage your subject and when the anger kicks in, a few dosages of Level 1 would finish the job."
The master mental torturer enjoys the very prospect of a retort as long as it's fueled by seething rage. Remember that true mental torture is a kind of a prank, and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't know what mental torture is. A skilled mental torturer can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.
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